Will anyone truly be happy?
Apr 1st
and yes FAFSA loves me all over again...
lipserviceradio: (via imaraiiii) FUCK the FAFSA. I swear. It took me a bit to fill out, only...
Apr 1st
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trapeze:
thepartyscene:abirdfriend:frankanthonyiero:damages:justatoy:
my chemical romance -...
Apr 1st
“I make plans to break plans, and I’ve been planning...”
— The Academy Is… (via thejoo) ...
— The Academy Is… (via thejoo) ...
Apr 1st
Reblog this post so that everyone could...
lipserviceradio: the-best-on-mars: ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR, I have asked any of my followers...
Apr 1st
“I fucked Joe Jonas. I love him.”
— STILL KILLING MYSELF BECAUSE...
— STILL KILLING MYSELF BECAUSE...
Apr 1st
Most hipsters aren't afraid of the...
entrails: 1991: indierawk: -Anatomy of a Hipster #86. Stupid hipsters. ;___; i take it i’m one...
Apr 1st
Most hipsters aren't afraid of the...
indierawk: -Anatomy of a Hipster #86. Stupid hipsters.
Apr 1st
(via fuckyeahrpattz)
omg
Apr 1st
why does there need to be an oli sykes...
gob: doesn’t anyone remember that he’s ridiculously ugly and in a horrifically atrocious band and...
Apr 1st
The world is ending tomorrow y/n?
Make me lol.
Apr 1st
my touch lingers: IDK I WANT MY TWILIGHT TAG
spectralwaves: it keeps going crazy
my touch lingers: ikr WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS BILL GATES
spectralwaves: I TOLD YOU ITS A CONSPIRACY
my touch lingers: no ontd, the internets going to blow up, and I saw rpattz pubes
spectralwaves: THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW!!!
spectralwaves: 12/12/12 CAME EARLY
my touch lingers: lol 4/1/09
spectralwaves: it keeps going crazy
my touch lingers: ikr WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS BILL GATES
spectralwaves: I TOLD YOU ITS A CONSPIRACY
my touch lingers: no ontd, the internets going to blow up, and I saw rpattz pubes
spectralwaves: THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW!!!
spectralwaves: 12/12/12 CAME EARLY
my touch lingers: lol 4/1/09
Apr 1st
aodouls:
banannakin:
*__*
i love selena a little, still,...
Apr 1st
ONTD IS BREAKING
Apr 1st
spectralwaves: we are all screwed
spectralwaves: and should get macbooks tomorrow
my touch lingers: yeah
my touch lingers: BILL GATES IS DOING THIS
spectralwaves: IT'S A CONSPIRACY
spectralwaves: and should get macbooks tomorrow
my touch lingers: yeah
my touch lingers: BILL GATES IS DOING THIS
spectralwaves: IT'S A CONSPIRACY
Apr 1st
What won’t work? Turning your PC off tonight and back on on April 2 will not protect you from...
Apr 1st
thedailywhat:
Oh no.
[via.]
LMFAO
Apr 1st
(via jesselaceyspam)
:’)
Apr 1st
full of fabulous: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/Picture_7_10.png would you hit it
spectralwaves: with a bat mb
full of fabulous: lol looks like someone beat you to that already
spectralwaves: with a bat mb
full of fabulous: lol looks like someone beat you to that already
Apr 1st
So, who here is totally fucking...
lipserviceradio: (via the-best-on-mars) I am, to be completely honest. My computer is fucked up...
Apr 1st
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lipserviceradio:
bonjouralexander:
Soft Cell - Tainted Love
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
blairwaldorfs:
angeltolentino:
uoma:
...
Mar 31st
entrails:
imchuckbass:
meesters:
and why would you do...
Mar 31st
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firecrackers:
sylvysparrow:
Sara Bareilles - “Bottle It Up”
Mar 31st
firecrackers:
thoughtsorgy:(via itmakesyounormal)
omg I...
Mar 31st
how tall are you, tumblrs?
lizlilah: tchaikovsky: blairwaldorfs: iwantblood: iamcharlotteaddams: iammattjordan: ...
Mar 31st
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firecrackers:
sylvysparrow:
The Hush Sound-“As You Cry”
Mar 31st
Follow these right now.
I own/am a part of these. gabeslutporta tomrad jesselaceyspam wbeckettspam
Mar 31st
lizlilah:
meesters:
I’m crying from laughter rn. omg,...
Mar 31st
thedailywhat:
Design Concept of the Day: Status...
Mar 31st
fuck yeah rpattz
Mar 31st
fmylife:
Today, Everyone I’ve talked to on Omegle is from fucking 4Chan. FML
LOL SUX
Mar 31st
firecrackers:
we were talking handshakes earlier. this is...
Mar 31st
lol I am trying to figure out how to get...
bedspreadbandit: 1991: tensions: 1991: That is if I’m even going bc I am very very very...
Mar 31st
lol I am trying to figure out how to get...
tensions: 1991: That is if I’m even going bc I am very very very broke. IT’S CONFUSING THO...
Mar 31st
gob:
popozao:
kelseysmile:
inflightradio:
...
Mar 31st
As long as you're alive and care, I...
Mar 31st
The taste of ink is getting old.
Mar 31st
YOU KNOW WHAT? NO BAMBOOZLE FOR ME.
;__________;
Mar 31st
lol I am trying to figure out how to get...
That is if I’m even going bc I am very very very broke. IT’S CONFUSING THO FDGDFG
Mar 31st
IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?!
damn it you can only ask 2 questions a day.
Mar 31st
Is this the Krusty Krab?
Mar 31st
WHAT IS THIS?
THIS IS ME ASKING A QUESTION
Mar 31st
lolitas:
myhideaway:
astoryforsupper:
(via...
Mar 31st
lipserviceradio:
long-gone:
chaz-the-atlien:
its...
Mar 31st
aodouls:
someone give me decent state schools that aren’t too far from large cities. lol idek what...
Mar 31st
mixes:
gob:
fmylife:
Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken...
Mar 31st
gob:
(via seedingtheclouds)
Mar 31st
gob:
sparklesyndrome:
srsly:
oldfilmsflicker:
...
Mar 31st
gob:
(via valmont)
Mar 31st
lipserviceradio:
rumisforsinging:
oh i see what you did...
Mar 31st
lol I am so gross.
You: this is pete wentzStranger: from fall out boy?
You: yes
Stranger: how exactly do you perform auto-fellatio
You: I took out some of my ribs
Stranger: do you eat only organic food like they say
You: I eat everything
Stranger: whats the grossest thing youve ever eaten
You: my wife
Stranger: pete wentz isnt married
Stranger: or a cannibal!!!!
You: yes I am
You: I ATE HER OUT EEHEHEHEHEH HOHOHOHOHO
Stranger: did you know that walking barefoot 15 minutes per day can improve your posture?
You: bye
You have disconnected.
Mar 30th
thedailywhat:
Design Concept of the Day: “Redundant...
Mar 30th
To all my NYCers
bedspreadbandit: senoritafeelgood: Once again, don’t let Mother Nature fool you. It may look...
Mar 30th
aodouls:
(via tchaikovsky)
Mar 30th
Why won't you ask me a question?
Mar 30th
trapeze:
bandages:lovehopehate:(via cassandralee)
...
Mar 30th
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trapeze:
hello-therelove:sparklesyndrome:tackyscenekid:ylizabeth:
i will follow you into the...
Mar 30th
howl:
firecrackers:
(via captainoo)
Mar 30th
Listen
firecrackers:
fuckyeahpanicatthedisco:
Time To Dance- Panic At The Disco
Mar 30th
firecrackers:
liveloveliz:(via fuckyeahrupertgrint)
Mar 30th
fmylife:
Today, I was at Costco doing my grocery shopping. I noticed a little boy looking at me...
Mar 30th
Listen
firecrackers:
birchtree:
The (Shipped) Gold Standard - Fall Out Boy
I wanna scream ‘I love...
Mar 30th
aodouls:
1000lolz:
It’s a Dyson
Mar 30th
omg
Mar 30th
gsgfgdg
Mar 30th
Watch
thedailywhat:
Sneak Peek of the Day: Four full minutes from Paul Morrison’s Little Ashes,...
Mar 30th
Watch
……lol Pete wat r u doing?
Mar 30th
Why you should hate Twilight.
Mar 30th
Stranger: now i spread my legs
You: and i shove my broom stick up there
Stranger: i rub vasoline on my dick
You: i bite your dick off
Stranger: i pull out my other dick
You: AND THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUN
---
OH MY GOD LMFAO
You: and i shove my broom stick up there
Stranger: i rub vasoline on my dick
You: i bite your dick off
Stranger: i pull out my other dick
You: AND THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUN
---
OH MY GOD LMFAO
Mar 30th
forevernever:
Day 92. This is called the “lol someone...
Mar 30th
fuckyeahtwilight:
therivanqueen:
potterhead:
(via...
Mar 30th
aww man this was fun but I gotta go :(
Mar 30th
Stranger: i kissed a girl and i liked it
Stranger: FFFFFUUUU
You: I kissed a boy
You: and I liked it
Stranger: you are a sinner
You: I know :(
You: god can you forgive me?
Stranger: jesus hates you
You: it's me dblaithe
Stranger: OH SHIT HEY MAN
You: HEY
Stranger: HOW'S THAT DIET GOING?
You: O MAN IT'S GOING FAB
Stranger: DID YOU FUCK CASADEE YET?
You: NAH HER DICK IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
Stranger: FFFFFUUUU
You: I kissed a boy
You: and I liked it
Stranger: you are a sinner
You: I know :(
You: god can you forgive me?
Stranger: jesus hates you
You: it's me dblaithe
Stranger: OH SHIT HEY MAN
You: HEY
Stranger: HOW'S THAT DIET GOING?
You: O MAN IT'S GOING FAB
Stranger: DID YOU FUCK CASADEE YET?
You: NAH HER DICK IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
Mar 30th
THE GAME: YOU LOSE
THE GAME: FUCK YOU
YOU LOST: YOU LOST
YOU LOST: LOLZ
THE GAME: I AM THE GAME
THE GAME: WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY
YOU LOST: AND YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF
THE GAME: HOLY SHIT SPACE TIME CONTINUUM
---
DSFGSGHF OMG
THE GAME: FUCK YOU
YOU LOST: YOU LOST
YOU LOST: LOLZ
THE GAME: I AM THE GAME
THE GAME: WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY
YOU LOST: AND YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF
THE GAME: HOLY SHIT SPACE TIME CONTINUUM
---
DSFGSGHF OMG
Mar 30th
fuckanon: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME AND YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY
THE GAME: YOU LOSE
fuckanon: ...
fuckanon: touche
fuckanon: good game
fuckanon: good sir
THE GAME: I JUST ACCIDENTALLY YOUR ATTEMPT AT OWNING ME
THE GAME: FUCK YOU
fuckanon: ...
THE GAME: YOU LOSE
fuckanon: ...
fuckanon: touche
fuckanon: good game
fuckanon: good sir
THE GAME: I JUST ACCIDENTALLY YOUR ATTEMPT AT OWNING ME
THE GAME: FUCK YOU
fuckanon: ...
Mar 30th
You: ryan ross?
You: it's me keltie
Stranger: no
You: I bet you miss my killer legs
Stranger: i bet not
You: I DESERVE THE STARS
You: OKAY
You: I DO
Stranger: your a crazy bitch
You: it's me keltie
Stranger: no
You: I bet you miss my killer legs
Stranger: i bet not
You: I DESERVE THE STARS
You: OKAY
You: I DO
Stranger: your a crazy bitch
Mar 30th
oh my god
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: I'm gabe saporta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 30th
You: I accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: I hate when that happens
You: ugh me too
You: so annoying
Stranger: asl?
You: 29/m/nyc ;)
Stranger: oh--well that won't do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: I hate when that happens
You: ugh me too
You: so annoying
Stranger: asl?
You: 29/m/nyc ;)
Stranger: oh--well that won't do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 30th
Stranger: hello
You: FORGIVE ME I'M TRYING TO FIND
You: MY CALLING
You: I'M CALLING AT NIGHT
You: I DON'T MEAN TO BE A BOTHER
You: BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIIIRL
Stranger: emo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: FORGIVE ME I'M TRYING TO FIND
You: MY CALLING
You: I'M CALLING AT NIGHT
You: I DON'T MEAN TO BE A BOTHER
You: BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIIIRL
Stranger: emo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 30th
You: god are you there? it's me dblaithe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 30th
You: hi it's me
Stranger: This is Satan.
You: satan, are you there? it's me jesus
Stranger: .....ugh
Stranger: what do you want?
You: why do you hate me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: This is Satan.
You: satan, are you there? it's me jesus
Stranger: .....ugh
Stranger: what do you want?
You: why do you hate me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 30th
o sh--
Stranger: oh yea, tell the kidsStranger: I FUCKING HATE THEM
You: FINE THEY DON'T LOVE YOU ANWAYS
Stranger: THEIR ALL FUCKING BOUND TO FAIL
You: THEY'RE*
You: LEARN GRAMMAR
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: GET OUT OF MY LIFE ALREADY
Stranger: NO
You: :'(
Stranger: IM DRIVING TO YOUR HOUSE TO KILL YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 30th
tl;dr but still funny
You: sladex is that you?Stranger: john?
You: sladex I've been waiting for you
Stranger: o rly?
You: yes now when are you going to join my stickam
You: I've missed you
You: you are the love of my life
Stranger: well
You: when are we getting married?
Stranger: after you fucked everyone of my friends
You: I DID NO SUCH THING
Stranger: LIKE HELL YOU DIDN'T
You: I DIDN'T ;___;
Stranger: explain the fucking condoms around my house
You: those are yours
Stranger: USED
Stranger: no
You: DON'T LIE TO ME
You: I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING MATT DAMON
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: YES THATS TRUE
You: I HATE YOU
You: ITS OVER
You: </3
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO
Stranger: BITCH
You: GO FUCK MATT!!!
Stranger: FINE I WILL
Stranger: MATTS BETTER IN BED THEN YOU
You: FUCK YOU
Mar 30th
Stranger: boxxy?
You: you are the cancer killing /b/
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: you are the cancer killing /b/
Stranger: hahahahaha
Mar 30th
winner
Stranger: hiYou: not to lie but unless your satiring you seem like a douche and to illustrate this i am going to own you with my guitar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
---
IRL SNORT
Mar 30th
You: have you heard of my band panic at the disco? :}
Stranger: your band?
Stranger: yes I've heard of it
You: what do you think
Stranger: I think I like the youtube video of jessica alba singing along to it
Stranger: i forget the song name
You: me too!! jessica is really hot
Stranger: oh oh
You: its called dance dance
Stranger: nine in the afternoon
You: NO ITS CALLED DANCE DANCE
You: no wait its called sugar we're going down
Stranger: ...lol
Stranger: WTF!
Stranger: sketchy azz foo
Stranger: your band?
Stranger: yes I've heard of it
You: what do you think
Stranger: I think I like the youtube video of jessica alba singing along to it
Stranger: i forget the song name
You: me too!! jessica is really hot
Stranger: oh oh
You: its called dance dance
Stranger: nine in the afternoon
You: NO ITS CALLED DANCE DANCE
You: no wait its called sugar we're going down
Stranger: ...lol
Stranger: WTF!
Stranger: sketchy azz foo
Mar 30th
i want one of you to come up on the chat...
(via bedussey) lol me too
Mar 30th
Stranger: u smoke cock>?
You: I do lines of crack off your dick
Stranger: nice
You: I do lines of crack off your dick
Stranger: nice
Mar 30th
You: hey im ryan im new i live in las vegas my chemical romance makes me dance
Stranger: you're new?
Stranger: like fresh out of the womb
You: HEY IM RYAN IM NEW I LIVE IN LAST VEGAS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MAKES ME DANCE
You: I AM RYAN
You: FUCKING
You: ROSS
Stranger: my chemical romance makes me puke
---
LMFAO
Stranger: you're new?
Stranger: like fresh out of the womb
You: HEY IM RYAN IM NEW I LIVE IN LAST VEGAS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MAKES ME DANCE
You: I AM RYAN
You: FUCKING
You: ROSS
Stranger: my chemical romance makes me puke
---
LMFAO
Mar 30th
Stranger: what are you
Stranger: ?
You: you are the cancer killing /omegle/
Stranger: you're the cancer, im the cure
Stranger: ?
You: you are the cancer killing /omegle/
Stranger: you're the cancer, im the cure
Mar 30th
lol ashley link me to that chat thing
(via elation) http://omegle.com/
Mar 30th
You: A/S/L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: twentysomething/male/not on the internet
You: 29/m/nyc holla
You: im gay ;)
Stranger: oh em gee me too
You: ;)
Stranger: twentysomething/male/not on the internet
You: 29/m/nyc holla
You: im gay ;)
Stranger: oh em gee me too
You: ;)
Mar 30th
rude :(
Stranger: hey bitchYou: oye loca
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 30th
Watch
trapeze:
lovemehonestly:
“That girl’s blouse just fell and I saw her booby”
I am so curious as...
Mar 30th
You: yo
Stranger: yo
You: yo yo
Stranger: u smoke herbs
You: n i sniff crack
Stranger: U DONT SNIFF CRACK UM LESS UR A JIGABO
Stranger: yo
You: yo yo
Stranger: u smoke herbs
You: n i sniff crack
Stranger: U DONT SNIFF CRACK UM LESS UR A JIGABO
Mar 30th
asdgsahdgshf
Stranger: what's shakin baconYou: nothing just listening to music
Stranger: oh cool, what are you listening to?
You: all time low
Stranger: hmm don't know them. i'm listening to arcade fire
You: oooh they're kind of an indie band so I'm not surprised you haven't heard of them
Mar 30th
thefourth:
Oh shit, this is hilarious. The stranger didn’t...
Mar 30th
fuckwhatyouknow:
(via rebounds)
Mar 30th
firecrackers:
resounding:lizlilah:thenightlife:(via...
Mar 30th
ignore me (spring break list)
trapeze: visit U of I with my dad, despite not having any interest in U of I volunteer at my...
Mar 30th
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firecrackers:
iammattjordan:
Will Smith - Men In Black
Don’t act like you don’t remember the...
Mar 30th
Oh my god. This is my aunts and uncles when they were really...
Mar 30th
(via aodouls)
lol
Mar 30th
whispers:
88/365
Hi this is me being ridiculous.
Mar 30th
(via aodouls)
Mar 30th
blairwaldorfs:
this picture is screaming “HAIRCUTS”
Mar 30th
Listen
lizlilah:
revolutions:
bailey-m:
Don’t waste your time on me, you’re already the voice inside...
Mar 30th
blairwaldorfs:
hepburns:
lizlilah:
thenightlife:
...
Mar 29th
I have $325 in Best Buy giftcards and I...
(via blairwaldorfs) You can buy me some sweet stuff.
Mar 29th
Empire State Building during Earth hour.
Mar 29th
Empire State Building before Earth hour.
Mar 29th
lolitas:
mdktx1:
omg lol i love how pete wentz is lurking...
Mar 29th
(via lolitas)
Harry Potter foreveeeer
Mar 29th
blairwaldorfs:
omg photoshop.
we already know edward...
Mar 29th
(via blairwaldorfs)
Robert
Mar 29th
I am team Jacob.
(via blairwaldorfs) I’m Team Harry Potter. Oh wait….
Mar 29th
Listen
resounding:
revolutions:hepburns:
The Fever - The Academy Is…
Lies are lies in everybody’s...
Mar 29th
blairwaldorfs:
are you sure you’re 17?!
YES JESS HE IS!...
Mar 29th
lolitas:
fuckyeahtwilight:
sharisayshi:
...
Mar 29th
thedailywhat:
Photo of the Day: The global headquarters...
Mar 29th
blairwaldorfs:
I don’t care that you’re 17. I’d hit...
Mar 29th
fmylife:
Today, I downloaded Internet Explorer 8. FML
That is truly a fml.
Mar 29th
fmylife:
Today, I learned I get more Twitter text updates than actual texts from my friends....
Mar 29th
firecrackers:
icanread:(via thinkingforaliving)
Mar 29th
ahomeboyslife:
each new cammo hoodie will come with a...
Mar 29th
josephadam:
indian jew, click-through-for-hq version.
oh...
Mar 29th
mvandpfirm:
01100100 01100101 01110000 01100001 01110010 011...
Mar 29th
firecrackers:
mcdavis:
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood...
Mar 29th
How Did You Get Your Tumblr Name
lipserviceradio: kelseysmile: I know I have asked this but I have gotten new followers so I will...
Mar 29th
fallfordeceit:
lovemehonestly:
dont let your shit hang...
Mar 29th
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fuckwhatyouknow:
I was reading about backmasking (basically when you reverse songs) and once I...
Mar 29th
I AM STILL APPALLED AT TWILIGHT WINNING...
I AM SHAKING AND CRYING. JOE JONAS WAS LOOKIN’ FAB. ILY BOO TAYLER FROM TWILIGHT WAS...
Mar 29th
If you could have sex with ONE famous...
lipserviceradio: alixjay: andnicky: helllloimjess: ohjoh: imlouise: liveloveliz: ...
Mar 28th
I've got troubled thoughts and the self...
Whaaat a caaaatch, what a catch.
Mar 28th
lolitas:
uaba:
kyliedear:
cloee:
jobie:
...
Mar 28th
192. KRISTEN STEWART. ARE YOU HIGH 24/7...
halpert: jeezits: erikavw: (via dearworldwtf) Rofl. I second you COMPLETELY.
Mar 28th
halpert:
popozao:
kazzi:
jeezits:
alixjay:
...
Mar 28th
(via fuckyeahpuppies)
Mar 28th
June 26th 2009
lipserviceradio: 1991: lipserviceradio: unicornshoes: my highschool graduation. the...
Mar 28th
June 26th 2009
lipserviceradio: unicornshoes: my highschool graduation. the class of ‘09 is oh-so...
Mar 28th
Pete Wentz: what's your otp?
Pete Wentz: you strike me as a ryden type
Brendon Urie: do you think it's fair for one person to top all of the time? srs answers only
Gabe Saporta: omg
camila.: justin google 'ryden' and read what comes up
justinatorator: i might
Gabe Saporta: google peterick tho
camila.: do it for us
Brendon Urie: or gabilliam
camila.: NO GOOGLE RYDEN
Pete Wentz: community.livejournal.com/slashatthedisco
Brendon Urie: BUT RYDEN, REALLY
Pete Wentz: mad pantera stuff for sale
justinatorator: what is it first?i've never heard of this ryden
Brendon Urie: it's the classiest of all pairings
Pete Wentz: you strike me as a ryden type
Brendon Urie: do you think it's fair for one person to top all of the time? srs answers only
Gabe Saporta: omg
camila.: justin google 'ryden' and read what comes up
justinatorator: i might
Gabe Saporta: google peterick tho
camila.: do it for us
Brendon Urie: or gabilliam
camila.: NO GOOGLE RYDEN
Pete Wentz: community.livejournal.com/slashatthedisco
Brendon Urie: BUT RYDEN, REALLY
Pete Wentz: mad pantera stuff for sale
justinatorator: what is it first?i've never heard of this ryden
Brendon Urie: it's the classiest of all pairings
Mar 28th
justinatorator left the room.
bedussey: cries tears
Mar 28th
justinatorator: how can that be a wrong note douchebag?
justinatorator: it's my song
Pete Wentz: IS YOUR BREATH HITCHING IN YOUR THROAT YET
Pete Wentz: MINE IS
Brendon Urie: I AM A MUSICAL MASTER AND I SAY IT'S A WRONG NOTE
justinatorator: no your a kid
Pete Wentz: I AM PETER FUCKING LEWIS FUCKING WENTZ FUCKING THE THIRD FUCKING FUCK FUCK
Pete Wentz: MY PENIS IS ON THE INTERNET AND I SAY IT'S A WRONG NOTE
Pete Wentz: YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
justinatorator: it's my song
Pete Wentz: IS YOUR BREATH HITCHING IN YOUR THROAT YET
Pete Wentz: MINE IS
Brendon Urie: I AM A MUSICAL MASTER AND I SAY IT'S A WRONG NOTE
justinatorator: no your a kid
Pete Wentz: I AM PETER FUCKING LEWIS FUCKING WENTZ FUCKING THE THIRD FUCKING FUCK FUCK
Pete Wentz: MY PENIS IS ON THE INTERNET AND I SAY IT'S A WRONG NOTE
Pete Wentz: YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
Mar 28th
justinatorator: pete not to lie but unless your satiring you seem like a douche and to illustrate this i am going to own you with my guitar
Brendon Urie: pete is no joke, justina
Brendon Urie: pete is one of the most serious human beings I have ever met
Brendon Urie: except ryan ross
Gabe Saporta: HEY
Gabe Saporta: I'M SERIOUS TOO
Pete Wentz: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT
Brendon Urie: gabe who are you kidding you sing about dicks
Brendon Urie: pete is no joke, justina
Brendon Urie: pete is one of the most serious human beings I have ever met
Brendon Urie: except ryan ross
Gabe Saporta: HEY
Gabe Saporta: I'M SERIOUS TOO
Pete Wentz: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT
Brendon Urie: gabe who are you kidding you sing about dicks
Mar 28th
“pete not to lie but unless your satiring you seem like a...”
— JUSTINATORATOR (via bedussey)
— JUSTINATORATOR (via bedussey)
Mar 28th
this stickam omfg
Gabe Saporta: "This." William bucked his hips and thrust his cock into the side of the cake. For a moment, Gabe was a little peeved he had just ruined his hard work, but then became satisfied when William began to thrust his boner deep in the cake, his eyes unfocussed and his mouth wide open.Gabe Saporta: I do love me some cake
Brendon Urie: and then william whispers
Brendon Urie: HOLIDAY SALE HOLIDAY SALE
Brendon Urie: IT'S A FUELED BY RAMEN HOLIDAY SALE
Mar 28th
I'm noooooot impressed by your seagull...
Mar 28th
Baking
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Mar 28th
ragetoons:
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Mar 28th
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firecrackers:
seongkuan:
Cobra Starship - Damn You Look Good and I’m Drunk (Scandalous)
Mar 28th
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Shiny Toy Guns - We Are Pilots
Mar 28th
lolitas:
figuremeout:
What’s this glint in my...
Mar 28th
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hahahahahaahaha omg
Mar 28th
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(via lolitas)
LMFAO I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THIS IN THE POST
Mar 28th
This whole post has me DYING. lmfao fgdf
Mar 28th
She didn't love his nuts? :(
Mar 28th
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sdfsdmsvdbvsdfdssd oh my god
Mar 28th
She didn't love his nuts? :(
Mar 28th
I really want to play Quidditch.
Brb looking for my Firebolt.
Mar 27th
lolitas:
mindset:
unnecessary basketball
(via...
Mar 27th
Ughhh dsgfsfjgbdfg
This album still disappoints me every time I listen to it, even if it did come out last year. FTABH...
Mar 27th
My little sister likes to sing Lullaby sometimes. She’s always asking me to play it. lol...
Mar 27th
(via fuckyeahharrypotter)
new fav tumblr.
Mar 27th
thedailywhat:
Mug Shot of the Day: Vince Shlomi AKA Vince...
Mar 27th
bedussey:
it’s friday and i am jumping for joy
lol jackie...
Mar 27th
Anyone remember what they were doing on...
bedussey: jspurg: nikkinikolsky: circasurvivor: the-best-on-mars: I was in grade 3 I...
Mar 27th
mixes:
today, i was able to get to a high F without any...
Mar 27th
heynowgirl:
kapi:
This photo was taken by photographer...
Mar 27th
firecrackers:
heyimash:
At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this...
Mar 27th
I think my ovaries just exploded…
Mar 27th
flovemylife:
I just realised I’m better than you. FLML.
lol flml is so douchey.
Mar 27th
thedailywhat:
High-End Jewelry of the Day: Wedding bands...
Mar 27th
flovemylife:
I’m becoming a youtube star by playing video games. FLML
….Alex?
Mar 27th
To hang out on a rooftop with you while...
thefourth: spookstory: (via nosleeptillbrooklyn)
Mar 27th
ahomeboyslife:
australian vmas. every moment of my life i...
Mar 27th
ahomeboyslife:
i draw pictures of you and hide them in...
Mar 27th
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thedailywhat:
Good Samaritan of the Day: The MTA Service Specialists are four lovely young ladies...
Mar 27th
lolitas:
oncetherewasagirlnamed-monica:
(via...
Mar 27th
"Hermano" is "brother" in Spanish.
halpert: srsly: As in, “Hey, hermano.” Hermano por favor
Mar 27th
As Harry looked at her, he lowered his...
lolitas: :’)
Mar 27th
171. METRO STATION. I DON'T UNDERSTAND...
lipserviceradio: fogcitymaverick: (via dearworldwtf) omg lol
Mar 27th
when you finally pee after having held...
(via thebrightsideoflife)
Mar 27th
“One time I broke my sister’s leg. i can break anyones leg if...”
— i have no words to describe...
— i have no words to describe...
Mar 27th
lolitas:
onourway:
maryclare:
hello-therelove:
...
Mar 27th
TUMBLR TAG!
1. What is your name and your tumblr name?
...
Mar 27th
bedussey:
revolutions:
thepartyscene:
sethrader:
...
Mar 27th
Does anyone want This Providence...
I have many and I’m trying to get rid of them……for money……okay no...
Mar 27th
sorry just street team stuff
Mar 27th
platypodes:
lolitas:
nontoxiccolors:
better with his...
Mar 27th
bedussey:
OH, HEY BABY BRONX <3___<3
LOL HIS EYES...
Mar 27th
NEVILLE IS LOOKIN’ HOT TBH TBH TBH!!
Mar 27th
firecrackers:
imjustlikeme:
Mar 26th
bored in kansas
gavinprovidence: so the academy is went to chile for 4 days. This means Dan, Chris the merch guy,...
Mar 26th
(via fuckyeahpuppies)
Someone please get me this puppy :(
Mar 26th
(via fuckyeahpuppies)
OMFG HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BEAR I...
Mar 26th
trapeze:
for britbrit
via ljsecret
and ashley*
fixed
Mar 26th
lolitas:
dazlious:
This is little Daniel Radcliffe, back...
Mar 26th
lolitas:
dazlious:
Another DC…
that looks just like...
Mar 26th
flovemylife:
I doesn’t live on Jupiter. FLML
I doesn’t?
Mar 26th
ablogtothemoon:
Shawn from 3OH!3 getting his swull on
...
Mar 26th
tumbldore:
jspurg:havent-got-a-prayer:craytonc:
Mar 26th
tumbldore:
heyheylookatmypenis:diamonds-n-rubies:creatively...
Mar 26th
(via tumbldore)
Mar 26th
dailybunny:
Via
this bunny looks like the devil!!!!
Mar 26th
thedailywhat:
T-Shirt Of The Now of the Day: Whoa whoa...
Mar 26th
(via travie)
fuck yeah dejesus
Mar 26th
bedspreadbandit:
1991:
fmylife:
Today, I went to go get my hair permed. While the curlers were...
Mar 26th
fmylife:
Today, I went to go get my hair permed. While the curlers were in, I saw a curler fall out...
Mar 26th
trapeze:
(via bandages)
Mar 26th
entrails:
robotlove:
oldfilmsflicker:
lushvuitton:
...
Mar 26th
thedailywhat:
This is everything you will ever need to...
Mar 26th
lipserviceradio:
billyjo:
ms.frizzel
Whenever we...
Mar 25th
getting into the school/program you want...
(via thebrightsideoflife)
Mar 25th
I just sent in my Freshman Confirmation...
lipserviceradio: for John Jay College :D I register for classes (I’m assuming it’s for classes,...
Mar 25th
bedspreadbandit:
(via simplyalyshia)
Mar 25th
~My Immortal~ needs a movie adaptation too.
Mar 25th
Watch
resounding:
1991:
gfhmhgkkhhj
AVRIL LAVIGNE ON DA BAQ
LMFAO OMG
Mar 25th
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gfhmhgkkhhj
Mar 25th
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entrails:
blaise:
popozao:
simplesongbird:
theapplejuicepact:
inflightradio:
jspurg:
...
Mar 25th
How old are you?
lipserviceradio: blairsey: lovehopehate: simplycasey: dominix: alixjay: I’m 19, almost...
Mar 25th
thewilliambeckett:
I’ve been anticipating this day for...
Mar 25th
lookbookdotnu:
how deep is your ocean
such a hipster
Mar 25th
trapeze:
Today, I heard the new All Time Low song. I kind of liked it....
Mar 25th
potterhead:
agirlandherdog:http://www.legalizelove.net/
Mar 25th
Watch
lolol omg
Mar 25th
trapeze:
“30. Who makes you want to “la la”?
Haha there are definitely a couple of people....
Mar 25th
thedailywhat:
Cupcake of the Day: The Very Hungry...
Mar 25th
Mar 25th
FUCK I LOVE KOL
Mar 25th
I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF FGDFGHF
Mar 25th
omfg
Mar 25th
gsdfgfdgdfg
Mar 25th
asdfhbjdfsb
Mar 25th
bedspreadbandit:
1991:
lipserviceradio:
1991:
GUESS...
Mar 25th
halpert:
omgz adorbz of the day
Mar 25th
i just got a lot more excited for ap...
(via burnpoor) sean from 3oh!3? YES HE IS OMFG
Mar 25th
lipserviceradio:
Angie Fact, # 2: I tend to not smile so...
Mar 25th
lipserviceradio:
growingup:
If you didn’t have a...
Mar 25th
consumingfire:
Dan Young is so attractive.
Yes he is.
Mar 25th
god damn dan, why are you so beautiful?
Mar 25th
Those Adorable Images That Get Reblogged...
halpert: itsforpoorpeople: Science Fact: You Can Breathe.
Mar 24th
thedailywhat:
[via.]
I don’t get any of this ;____;
Mar 24th
fallfordeceit:
revolutions:
(via thepartyscene)
Why is...
Mar 24th
What did Batman say to Robin before they...
heynowgirl: Robin, get in the car. WE’RE GOING SPARKLING okay sorry too much twilight in...
Mar 24th
bedussey:
my friend sent this to me and i am dying...
Mar 24th
JACKIE
Jaclyn is a beautiful name, forget about Jacqueline!!!
Mar 24th
lipserviceradio:
giaface:
sara7x:
Ohai Adam...
Mar 24th
What were you almost named?
trapeze: iamsecond: michellardi: thebackdoor: merricat: I was almost named Hannah. i was...
Mar 24th
lipserviceradio:
1991:
GUESS WHAT
omg congrats <3...
Mar 24th
whispers:
83/365
CHECK OUT THE GLASSES I BOUGHT BEFORE I...
Mar 24th
GUESS WHAT
Mar 24th
trapeze:
...
Mar 24th
trapeze:
bandages:srsly: okayjokesover: semisetadrift:...
Mar 24th
resounding:
noahkai:
sleight-of-fate:
kayrutledge:
...
Mar 24th
Seriously MTA $2.50 for a ride?
lipserviceradio: 1991: lipserviceradio: 1991: I could really use the extra 50 cents. I’m...
Mar 24th
Seriously MTA $2.50 for a ride?
lipserviceradio: 1991: I could really use the extra 50 cents. I’m so pist rn. I CAN’T BE THE...
Mar 24th
WHATEVER I WILL JUST MARCH RIGHT INTO MY...
bedspreadbandit: 1991: NEXT FALL AND STEAL A STUDENT METROCARD, NBD. I WILL TAKE A COUPLE FOR...
Mar 24th
WHATEVER I WILL JUST MARCH RIGHT INTO MY...
NEXT FALL AND STEAL A STUDENT METROCARD, NBD. I WILL TAKE A COUPLE FOR FRIENDS AS WELL.
Mar 24th
Seriously MTA $2.50 for a ride?
I could really use the extra 50 cents. I’m so pist rn. I CAN’T BE THE ONLY PISSED OFF...
Mar 24th
resounding:
(via revolutions)
omfg DEAD
LMFAO
Mar 24th
Whaaaaat?! Why the fuck is MTA fare...
bedspreadbandit: lipserviceradio: free-enterprise: lipserviceradio: free-enterprise: ...
Mar 24th
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Lullabyyyyy
Mar 24th
Honey is for bees silly bear
trapeze: 1991: trapeze: 1991: trapeze: 1991: besides there’s jellybeans everywhere it’s...
Mar 24th
“Let’s get fucked up and die, I’m speaking figuratively, of...”
— Motion City Soundtrack (via...
— Motion City Soundtrack (via...
Mar 24th
Honey is for bees silly bear
trapeze: 1991: trapeze: 1991: besides there’s jellybeans everywhere it’s not what it seems...
Mar 24th
Honey is for bees silly bear
trapeze: 1991: besides there’s jellybeans everywhere it’s not what it seems in the land of...
Mar 24th
Honey is for bees silly bear
besides there’s jellybeans everywhere
Mar 24th
I hope everyone does this. FOB SING ALONG BRB POSTING FIRST
Mar 24th
ragetoons:
(via kapi0)
I lol’d.
Mar 24th
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lizlilah:
ohheysup:
katiejohnson:nicolejohnson:
Santeria- William Beckett and Alex...
Mar 24th
I've tried so hard to tell myself that...
Mar 24th
from the playradioplay! stickam
rookieoftheyear: Heheheheheheheheh dan! you look like kip : )---
LMFAO HE DOES
Mar 24th
consumingfire:
Sometimes I wish I had a voice like Amy Winehouse’s.
Me too! Her voice is...
Mar 24th
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fallfordeceit:
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real...
Mar 24th
lookbookdotnu:
Oxford s Tales
Mar 24th
(via mixes)
omg
Mar 24th
resounding:
imanasshole:
#62: The Grand Canyon.
...
Mar 23rd
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(via halpert)
it isn’t even 5 seconds long lol
Mar 23rd
Rupert Grint.
(via thebrightsideoflife) EXACTLY
Mar 23rd
(via mixes)
Mar 23rd
Even though she doesn't believe in...
Mar 23rd
lookbookdotnu:
Dreary Sunday afternoons
Mar 23rd
my touch lingers: CHUCK TRIES TO SAVE BLAIR FROM CARTER :')
spectralwaves: :'''')
my touch lingers: I want them togeter
spectralwaves: togeter
spectralwaves: togeter
spectralwaves: CHUCK GO GETER
my touch lingers: yes
my touch lingers: togeter
my touch lingers: LOL YES
spectralwaves: :'''')
my touch lingers: I want them togeter
spectralwaves: togeter
spectralwaves: togeter
spectralwaves: CHUCK GO GETER
my touch lingers: yes
my touch lingers: togeter
my touch lingers: LOL YES
Mar 23rd
They build you up so high so you can...
Mar 23rd
I won't share my life with anyone but...
Mar 23rd
ahomeboyslife:
this message will self destruct.
same
Mar 23rd
ahomeboyslife:
this message will self destruct.
lol...
Mar 23rd
theyahooanswers:
(via kapi)
lol
Mar 23rd
But I, I'll sing you something you won't...
Mar 23rd
howl:
trapeze:
lol forever
this is so bad but i always...
Mar 23rd
(via entrails)
Mar 23rd
You stupid girl
You stupid girl
Can’t believe you fake it
Can’t believe you fake it
...
Mar 23rd
lolitas:
I never understood why he had to get on the table...
Mar 23rd